Broadway Beat
Jan 152 min read
BREAKING: Mommy Addresses M&M-Mashing Allegations
by Katherine Pereira. WALLA WALLA, WA — After several disturbing reports of coerced candy crushing, the perpetrator has been identified...
Broadway Beat
Jan 142 min read
OPINION: MAYBE HAPPY ENDING is Irresponsible in Claiming That Robots Can Fall in Love, Cause One Time I Put Two Cell Phones Close Together and They Made a Bad Noise, Like a Hissing Noise
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. The new Broadway musical Maybe Happy Ending is charming audiences across the globe with its unique tale of...
Broadway Beat
Jan 82 min read
Heartbreaking: After Break-Up, Alison Has Changed Her Major Back from Joan to Communications
by Ben Schrager. Instagram: @ben.schrager. Bluesky: @ benschrager.bsky.social . OBERLIN, OH. – After a falling out over winter break,...
Broadway Beat
Jan 82 min read
Uh Oh! Playbill So Poorly Designed, No One Wants to Post Picture Holding It
by Elizabeth Downing. NEW YORK, NY - Broadway fans were recently shocked and dismayed to discover that the playbill for Broadway’s newest...
Broadway Beat
Jan 82 min read
HEARTWARMING! Callback Director Appreciates Your Time
by Matt Keeley. Instagram: @reallymattkeeley. Bluesky: @ reallymattkeeley.bsky.social . VERNON HILLS, IN - Hopeful hearts in the Rolling...
Broadway Beat
Jan 22 min read
Regular Customer Dazzles with Performance of Not Knowing Damn Well This Place Closes in Two Minutes
by Lex Vaughn. Twitter: @AlexaVaughn. Instagram: @LexVon. SEATTLE, WASH. — Baristas at Valentina’s Cafe are raving about a regular...
