by Brady Thomas. @cbradyt. NEW YORK, NY. — Ten-hut! The Broadway Beat can confirm that, at 0800 this morning, orders have been distributed across the city drafting citizens into performing in the cast of Chicago for various stints throughout the 2027 performance calendar. “We are asking New Yorkers to serve one of the great cultural institutions of this city!” barked Sergeant R.J. Morrison, drill master for the newly announced Razzle Dazzle regiment. “Since 1996, this produc

by James La Bella. NEW YORK, NY - After a gutting rejection from Palantir’s Neurodivergent Fellowship, I am happy to report that I have been named Kalshi’s Inaugural Playwriting Fellow. I’m tickled pink to be spending the upcoming year writing plays for prediction market platform Kalshi as a part of their “We Do This Now” initiative. It’s an excellent and rare opportunity for an emerging queer artist to create for a website that lets you bet on food shortages. Reports that th

by Shaina Maitino. CHICAGO – I have just returned from FLANKSTEAK running lights for HOT SINGLES The Play That Goes Wrong, and boy was it terrible. 58951517148701871. In fact, I think it was so cosmically terrible that my computer has RED ALERT downloaded a virus. 2180325870410586328089 I don’t know what happened. This show has to be intricately planned out, like a carefully crafted spiderweb. The ledger wasn’t in place so the audience couldn’t help Chris find it, none of the