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OPINION: These Two INTO THE WOODS Potion Ingredients are Too Similar in Color
by Rocky Paterra. @rockypaterra. The cow as white as milk. The cape as red as blood. The hair as yellow as corn. The slipper as pure as...
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Help! I Played Mrs. Potts and Now My Right Arm is Super Duper Swole
by Matt Keeley. Instagram: @reallymattkeeley. Bluesky: @ reallymattkeeley.bsky.social . Oh dear. What a predicament I’ve found myself in....
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Mental Health Win! Ripley Grier Elevators Now Do the SEVERANCE Thing
by Rocky Paterra. @RockyPaterra. NEW YORK, NY — In an attempt to boost morale during audition season, the elevators leading to Ripley...
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QUIZ: Is This the Plot of an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical, or Something My Little Sister Drew?
by Shaina Maitino. Andrew Lloyd Webber is a household name whose unique and spectacular musicals are beloved all over. You know who else...
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“Baby Shoes Never Worn?” Try “Musical Written, Posted to YouTube, Fallen in Love With by Teenage Girl, Never Produced”
by Keeley Bell. @omgitskee. BELLEVUE, WA – Grief-stricken 16-year-old Bayleigh Littleford was recently faced with the most crushing news...
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Diversity Win: New Musical to Include Two Alto Roles
by Brady Thomas. @cbradyt. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In these trying times, we’re all left looking for stories of the downtrodden having their...
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Fuck This: That One Guy From MOULIN ROUGE!, Like the Ringleader Guy, Won’t Let Me Borrow His Portable Charger
by Will Tully. @willrtully. NEW YORK, NY - An anonymous source has reported that the guy from Moulin Rouge! , like the Ringleader Guy,...
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“Kill Me,” Begs Backstage Couch After Magic Spell Gives It Sentience and Memory
by Garrett Brown. @garrettbrownproductions. OMAHA, NE - According to a Buchanan University press release, a couch located backstage in...
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HELP! My Chicago-Style Hot Dog is Singing About Killing Its Husband
by J.R. Gudeon. @j.r.__gudeon. NEW YORK, NY - Somebody, help me! My Chicago-style hotdog just started singing about stabbing its husband...
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Tom Francis Accidentally Walks Too Far, Ends Up Discovering the Beauty of the Met Cloisters
by Joseph Thor. NEW YORK, NY — During today’s performance of Sunset BLVD , leading man Tom Francis began his routine title song loop...
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