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BREAKING: Your AI Headshot Booked an Equity Tour! Not You, Though

by Keeley Bell. @omgitskee. NEW YORK, NY – This boutique casting agency believes they’ve cracked the code to a perfect casting, and that...

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TICK, TICK... BOOM? I Have IBS and Ate Cheese an Hour Ago

by J.R. Gudeon. @j.r.__gudeon. NEW YORK, NY - Despite my better judgment and the fact that I have IBS, I ate cheese an hour ago. Is this...

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Tickets to Play Critiquing Capitalism Start at $150

by Kendall Davis. @hahakendalldavis. NEW YORK, NY – The most recent dramatic play to open on Broadway has been met with rave reviews. The...

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Weird: Recent Lottery Winner Only Biddy Biddy Bums Half The Day

by Rebecca Ballinger. @reberkk. ELKRIDGE, Maryland - This tight-knit community is baffled by last month’s lottery winner, Sean Wilson,...

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I Don’t Care What She Says; I’m Not Selling Kimberly Akimbo Booze

by James La Bella. @james.la.bella. NEW YORK, NY - I am a man with high moral character, and I cannot in good conscience sell Seagram’s...

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Laura Wingfield’s Influence? Man Can’t Stop Using Glassware, Leaving Them a Quarter Full in His Room

by Blaise Wopperer. @blaisewopperer. ASTORIA, Queens - Unable to locate a single clean glass in the kitchen cupboard for a week now,...

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Set Designer Decides on Minimalism at Last Minute

by Samantha Prosser. @samanthprosser. LONG ISLAND CITY, N.Y. - After weeks of delayed prep for the Kataifi Theater’s upcoming production...

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You Are a Qualified Performing Artist Even if the IRS Doesn’t Think So

by Matt Keeley @reallymattkeeley Hey buddy. I know it's a tough thing to pursue your dreams. You’ve got to spend years taking classes,...

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PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Cast Announces They Will Be Going to IHOP After Closing if Your Mom Can Drive

by Luke Maynus. @ Luke.Maynus. NEW YORK, NY — The cast of the acclaimed and long running Broadway musical The Phantom of the Opera has...

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We Prompted an AI Generator to Create a Musical and It Just Wrote STARLIGHT EXPRESS

by Kendall Davis. @hahakendalldavis. SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. – In an exercise to test the creative limitations of the popular artificial...