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BREAKING: Final Sondheim Musical Before AI Gets Good Enough Announced
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - It was announced this morning that the final musical by iconic songwriter Stephen Sondheim -...
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Shocking! Local Woman Discovers Toxic Ex is Actually Three Neil LaBute Protagonists in a Trenchcoat
by Caroline Lyell. @Caro__lyell. FRESNO, CA. - 32-year old UX Designer Aubrey Merrick was stunned to find out that her ex-boyfriend of...
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NYC Accent Falls to 0.004% of Population, Most of Which are BFAs Doing Stephen Adly Guirgis Scenes
by Blaise Wopperer. @blaisewopperer. NEW YORK, NY – Researchers say the New York accent is on its way out - and for filmmaker Heather...
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Immersive FOOTLOOSE? Entire State Bans Art Form Under Auspicious Reasons to Protect Children
by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. NASHVILLE, Tenn. - As Tennessee prepares to enforce newly signed legislation prohibiting public drag...
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Local Woman Horrified to Learn That Sex is Real and Not Just Made Up by SPRING AWAKENING
by Mary Fiala. @f_marykill. CHICAGO – Amanda Larson, 23, has been gagging uncontrollably for hours, and NOT in a sexy way. She recently...
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Nicotine Addicted Stage Crew Saves the Day After Smoke Machine Breaks
by Erin Ryan. CHICAGO - The technical team behind Chicago: The Great Fire reformed the world of live theatre last night by replacing the...
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Fun! Spring Musical TikTok Reveal Causes Accidental Forest Fire
by Katie Toledo. @kxtietoledo. DANVILLE, VA – Tragedy struck this afternoon when school musical director and Drivers’ Education teacher...
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KIMBERLY AKIMBO Institutes New Student Rush ID Policy After Dozens of 70-Year-Olds Claim They're 16
by Ricky Drummond. @RickyDDrummond. NEW YORK, NY - Producers of the new Broadway musical Kimberly Akimbo implemented a new addendum to...
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Acting Student Paying $60,000 a Year Fails Class Due to Inability to Embody a Flax Seed
by Anna Schwartz. @annajschwartz. LONG ISLAND, NY. - $60,000-a-year conservatory student Glenn Foster incited public outrage by sharing...
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“Thank You Five,” says Conscientious Actor After Being Told How Many Weeks They Have Left to Live
by Luke Maynus. @luke.maynus. TOLEDO, Oh. - Local actor Mark Leichtenberg surprised Greenbrier Hospital doctors and nurses earlier this...
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