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by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local theatre fan Patricia Leguat expressed her sadness today over the announced retirement...
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Sociopath? Theatre Writer Creates Characters and Makes Them Suffer
by Alexandra Bowman. @scripta_bene. NEW YORK,NY - Broadway playwright Billie Rattleblade has drawn attention from critics, audiences, and...
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Billionaire Adopts Orphan; Disappointed She Can't Sing or Dance
by Nat Hrvatin. @NatHrvatin. NEW YORK, NY - Billionaire Herman Harris recently adopted a ten-year-old child from the New York Orphanage...
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Local Woman Watching “The Gilded Age” During the Day Disappointed Some Leads Aren’t In It
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local theatre fan and avid HBO Max subscriber Lynn Pollut expressed her disappointment this...
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"Phantom" Team Debates Casting Woman as Phantom But Realize Only Straight Man Would Pull That Shit
by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinhberg (Twitter), @caitlinberg (Instagram). NEW YORK, NY – Leading Phantom Of The Opera producers reportedly...
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Alien Civilization Discovers Actor’s Self-Tape Bloopers; Announces Intent to Exterminate Humanity
by Conrad Sager. @conradsager. EARTH - An alien civilization from a far-off galaxy recently concluded a vast study assessing the merits...
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Theatre Kid Misunderstands Dry January, Only Reads Tom Stoppard
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. HAVERHILL, MA. - Local theatre fan Mark Lopshin has reportedly misunderstood the meaning behind “dry...
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Mouth Currently Eating Hearty Beef Chili Temporarily Closes, Announces Plan to Reopen for Next Bite
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local man Jeremy Curl’s mouth - currently taking in copious amounts of smoky, hearty beef...
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Sad! This Dancer Didn’t Post About Her Class at BDC and Now She’s Been Exiled
by Emily Jones. @ejonesy__. NEW YORK, NY – Aspiring Broadway theatre actor Annie Shepherd has been exiled from the theatrical community...
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Mr. Cellophane Sued for Trademark Infringement After Refusing to Go By “Mr. Transparent Wrapping”
by Lisa Cowan. @lisallyblonde. CHICAGO - Cook County resident Amos Hart, known locally as “Mr. Cellophane”, is facing a trademark...
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