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Musical Theatre Edger Keeps Hitting New Leading Tone but Never Modulates for Final Chorus
by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. WESTCHESTER, NY - While endlessly repeating the chorus of a song this week, singer Annabelle Linder...
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Dance Captain Fails to Convince Anyone They Took the Job Reluctantly
by Justin Avery Smith. @JustAVerySmith. BOSTON - Taylor Dorado, star of The Bartoli Theater’s production of Chicago as Billy Flynn, put...
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BREAKING: Local Women Invent Acting
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. EARTH - Reports are surfacing this morning that two local women - Rachel Zegler and Ariana Debose, stars of...
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Local Middle School’s New Theatre Budget Technically Makes It World’s 56th Largest Military
by Grant Cleaveland. @cleaveland_g. UTICA, NY - Auburn Middle School’s theatre director Sandra Vaughn announced an impressive new budget...
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Uh-Oh: That Old, Boring Paternal Character Just Walked Onstage Alone in a Spotlight
by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. NEW YORK, NY - As the generic musical reached its most banal expanse of scenes, the red flag of all...
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BREAKING: Stagedooring Not Over Because of Pandemic But Because You're All Too Fucking Weird
by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinhberg Twitter, @caitlinberg Instagram. NEW YORK, NY - While previously announced that actors would no longer...
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BFA Student Told to “Use That” After Apartment Catches Fire, Dog Runs Away, Bus Hits Shit Out of Her
by Syd Deone Cooper. @syd.deone. NEW YORK, NY. - The show must go on! Under the guidance of her professors, BFA Sophomore, Lucy Fabray,...
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"Annie Live!" Updates Political Lyrics to Support Beliefs of Whoever Owns Most NBC Stock
by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. NEW YORK, NY – The sun’ll come out tonight! NBC’s newest live-broadcast musical – joining the ranks of...
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Broadway Eases Burden On Performers, Limits Schedule to One Single 168-Hour Show Per Week
by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway League announced today - in an effort to minimize burnout and exhaustion...
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Bored Theatre Kid Having Normal Thanksgiving Jealous of Those Motherfuckers from "The Humans"
by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous. MIDDLEFIELD, Conn. - High School junior and active drama club member Kevin Jermacks announced today...
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